I grew up in Harrisburg, PA (Middletown actually), but this is the only rational reason that I have ever heard for going to visit PA (or Pennsyltucky as I am wont to call it). (Oh yeah, I guess there's the fam too...)

I'll definitely be there sometime in the next 12 months - so who knows? I'll look you up! :) And if you've seen my home node pic, you'll know you're in little danger of entering the poor-house from me.
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