Did you know that the DBI distribution comes bundled with dbish, a shellish interface to DBI? It can do all sorts of nifty things. You'll find it more powerful, and if you find that it lacks something, patching it to make it do more and then sending those back to the author will guarantee you enduring fame, wealth and power.

Well I might be lying about that last part.

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