our @trunk = qw(umbrella rocks jumpers spare jack);

eval map { $_->jump() } grep /jumpers/, @trunk;

package jumpers;

sub jump { print "rrrrr... rrrrrrr... [vroom]!\n" }
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And the car that gave them the jump drove right next to it all the way to the dinner with the jumpers still attached. :/

Seemed funny at the time .... :(

jeffa

L-LL-L--L-LL-L--L-LL-L--
-R--R-RR-R--R-RR-R--R-RR
F--F--F--F--F--F--F--F--
(the triplet paradiddle)