Don't you find it a little more evocative like this:

sub ing{ grep s o\..*o\nos,$@ }
sub sex  {  "no sex"  }
s/s/sex/gimmesex,
die
ing
for
sex
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adamsj

The key to life is honesty and fair dealing. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. --Groucho Marx