There's always the argument that's it's probably simply just the right thing to do (poor student here is working on getting in a donation).

Beyond that if you like the idea of Perl 6 (or thedamian's modules) and some of the things will really help with what you do you might justify a donation by saying that the funding will promote more rapid development of said poison.

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perl -pe "s/\b;([st])/'\1/mg"