What you say is true, but I don't think Node Reaper has to be involved. Prior to reading this poem, I had forgotten all about Curl (the language). Surely, there is something interesting about it that we as Perl programmers can learn from, so I don't think there was any harm done.

Win every test and win every fight?
WTF?
Curl, you need to relax.
Love,
Perl.