OMG, I was literally laughing with tears in my eyes. This is the funniest code I've seen in years...

MrSparkle->say(sub {
    out(my $way, @you), $this = not $place for @loafers;
    join('me') or die; can($you, "do any ", `less`, "?");
});
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God, I love the Simpsons. Does anyone remember when Homer was meaner (rather than a simple idiot)? It's sad|interesting|revealing to watch the evolution of the Simpsons over the years. How I miss their first season (1990?), sitting in my room at Smith hall at Ga Tech, watching the Simpsons and drinking my Frosted Orange from the Varsity.

*sigh*

-fuzzyping