Do you know what you have started? I'm going to be the only person who replies in NON-haiku. This thread is going to read like the Coy.pm module.

I think we like haiku because it is easy to learn, easy to follow, nicely structured, with great potential intricacy. Kind of like Perl. (Obfuscations aside).

I recommend any haiku tinkerers check out the Coy.pm module. Read the documentation for a headache, and the expanded documention in a TPJ article for a migraine.