schlep(\%other_foo_bucket => $big_foo_bucket,

Oh damn. This has to be the funniest name I've ever seen for a subroutine. ++tadman, for this alone.

*kvetch = *Carp::carp;
*oyvey  = sub { warn @_ };

sub Shlemiel  { &Shlemazel }
sub Shlemazel { &Shlemiel }

# and of course ...

use Bone::Easy;
pickup $shiksah;
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update: actually, make that:

pickup @shiksahs;
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