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Dear Dr. Honeydew,
What exactly is MMX technology?

-Bill, Bellevue, Washington

MMX is the latest technology from Intel that speeds up the
performance of microprocessors. It stands for Multimedia X-
cellerator... or something like that. Other performance
enhancing technologies in development include:

EABS: Eliminates AOL Busy Signals
CDIBGP: Cash Directly Into Bill Gates' Pockets
NNBTGNDHI: Not Necessary, But The Guy Next Door Has It 

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Matthew Musgrove
Who says that programmers can't work in the Marketing Department?
Or is that who says that Marketing people can't program?