I have some pics on my personal site (thanks jcwren!). Unfortunately, those were taken back in December and now there's twice as much stuff on my desk.

Some of the more interesting stuff:

• Tanzanian Peaberry (my favorite) and Columbian decaf coffees.
• An IBM laserprinter 4029 (what is that, 10 years old?). It jams every other page so I mainly use the network printer down the hall.
• 2 South American clay works (one of which a cow-orker claims is an evil voodoo doll).
• 6 different NICs on the shelf.
• A 12-inch tape write-protect ring (the young-uns have no clue what it is when I show them. makes me wish I'd saved a printer punched paper carriage-control tape)
• 2 bags of croutons, 2+ dozen packages of crackers, 2 salad dressing packages, 1 fortune cookie and a half dozen Chupa Chups.
• a lint roller, 1 roller refill.
• 3 dozen pens that all work (eat your heart out juerd, heh).
• 2 broken toner cartridges.
• 2 empty wicker baskets whose plants died over 10 years ago.
• 2 borked pocket calculators.
• 6 keys that I have no idea what they go to (they came with the office 15 years ago).
• an original boxed up copy of MS Fortran version 4.10 purchased back in '88.
• a bottle of Paddle Palace Table Tennis rubber cleaner.

--Jim