• turn on computer (laptop--server stays on), get a drink of water while it boots
• start a browser and ssh to my server
• check my email in two accounts while looking at websites in the following order:
  • gpf
  • userfriendly
  • sinfest
  • the reg
  • the onion (Wednesdays only)
  • perlmonks
  usually I'm done with the email by the time I hit the register.
• eat breakfast
• play a game of warcraft if still not awake
• work

Update: I DO bathe! I just do it in the middle of the day, before I go grocery shopping (I work from home, home is small, so most of the time I work from bed, so it seems silly to take a shower and then get back in bed).