UPDATE: Please read this node by jynx and my reply. I didn't want to dis EmmittSmith, and there I state why I don't think that my posting does.

After reading Got Bored by EmmittSmith (a rather unobfuscated obfuscation) I thought I could do it better:

#!/usr/bin/perl -w use strict; $_='073100061219051813072308 ';$\=$/;$/=$";$"='**';$$ ='$/ x --$_[1],$" x ++$_[2]';for($: ='(..)'x3;s;$:;;;$$ =~y=+-=-+=){@_=($1,$2,$3 );print eval$$ while$_[0]--}

I didn't change the basic idea of EmmittSmiths obfu (it still prints the same ascii-star using the same printing algorithm (print some spaces, print some '*'), but it now shouldn't be that obvious what's going on.

And it's running under strict!

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#!/usr/bin/perl -w just another perl hacker
print+seek(DATA,$=*.3,@-)?~~<DATA>:$:__DATA__