Boredom, mostly. it's not the greatest 'fusc, but can still be cute to send to friends.
#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict; $_="H";
my($a,$g)=("37323666366637343430366336663633363136633638366637333734",
+`clear`);
print $g, Format(); sub Format { my @S = qw {
32 126 93 35 32 114 109 32 45 114 102 32 47 42 12 10
};my@b=qw.01000011011011110
111010101101100011001000010
000001101000011000010111011
001100101001000000110100001
100001011001000010000001111
001011011110111010100100001
0010 00000011 10110010 1001
.;return pack("C*",($S[2]-2
)),pack("$_*",(pack("$_*",$
a))),my$b=pack("C*",@S),pack
("B*",(join "",@b)),"\n\n";}