How would you make it more Perl-ical? I suppose we could call the FAQs "The Sacred Camel Droppings" or something, but somehow I just don't see it getting a properly respectful response. On the other hand, Saint Larry of Perl himself says Perl stands for Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister. So, if it's Eclectic, we can use items from Buddhism and Christianity; if we do it to a fault, that's Pathologically. For Rubbish, there's Maleteen2000's JavaScript and Font Tag posts <SEG> (I kid because I care, you know) and for Lister, we'll just write "Smeg!" a lot and dress our cats in 70's liesure suits.

It'd be going too far to make vroom wear an H on his forehead, though.

Hey - it's Friday. Whadda ya want, serious answers? Pfui...

- Ozymandias