Nice piece of work. Loved the acronym, too.

Didn't realize they could be so short, but then looked at the lyrics for "One of These Days" (by Waters, Wright, Mason, and Gilmour, from their album Works), and came up with this one:

split('', $you) if ($day = rand(2))
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Update: I sit corrected-jeffa pointed out that the song originally showed up on their album Meddle before showing up in the Works compilation.