/me always does

ps auxw | perl -l -e '@ps = map { chomp; [ split/\s\s+/ ]; } <STDIN>; 
+shift @ps; print $_->[1],"\t",$_->[$#{$_}] foreach @ps;'
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for that (because it is a shell alias of mine ... )

But using a module there is just as usefull

er formait hyarya.
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