#!perl
#

package SMiTZ;

BEGIN {
    until ($age > 19) {
        $self->freeload && $self->annoy_parents;
    }
}


sub new {
    my ($class, $self) = @_;
    unless (&work($self) || &sleep($self)) {
        $self->smoke;
        $self->cancer_probablity += rand(0.001);
    }
    bless ($self, undef);
}


END {
    $self->regret($self);
    $die;
}

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Dont worry, Im not suicidal or depressed, just wanted to do my Auto-Biography in perl golf.

SMiTZ
this is the first poem I ever wrote - thanks Perl

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Re: Time to buy some pills
by jarich (Curate) on Jun 26, 2002 at 06:56 UTC 
    sub new {
    my ($class, $self) = @_;
    unless (&work($self) || &sleep($self)) {
        $self->smoke;
        $self->cancer_probablity += rand(0.001);
    }
    bless ($self, undef);
}

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    Surely you meant: 
    sub new {
    my ($class, $self) = @_;
    unless ($self->work() || $self->sleep()) {
        $self->smoke;
        $self->cancer_probablity += rand(0.001);
    }
    bless ($self, undef);
}

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    This reads better to me:
    unless I go to work, or I got to sleep....

    My auto-biography in perl poetry would be a lot longer:

    Read more... (2 kB)
    But that's because I'm a pedant, and insist on code that does stuff. :) (My own version has moved all the arrays out of the functions and into the object but that doesn't look as nice.)

    jarich

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      Um the $self->work() won't work as the object hasn't been blessed.

      --

      Brother Frankus.

      ¤

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