in reply to Am I on the pipe, or what?

You have to escape the metacharacter to ensure it's not evaluated literally...but that really does not explain why it picks up the w as well....try escaping the pipe and see if it still returns the same..

TexasTess
"Great Spirits Often Encounter Violent Opposition From Mediocre Minds" --Albert Einstein

UPDATE: After re-reading this..I think I must have been on the pipe myself when i wrote it!