On behalf of the entire perlmonks community, i would like to extend our sincerest apology that an automated mistake catcher pointed out your mistake. How dare a pathetic little perl script DARE to call you a 'sucka'. We realize how much that these incredibly hurtful words, words so heinous and derogatory, such as the incredibly hurtful "sucka" and "fool", can easily destroy someones self worth. The perlscript has been punished severely and never again will it dare to hurl such hateful insults.