I read sauoq's post, and thought it was some obfu of the classic song. Here's my half obfu (really thinly veiled obfu)/half poem.

Hope you enjoy.

#!/usr/bin/perl                        #There's somethin' happening here,
my $what = "whfg nabgure crey unpxre,";#What it is ain't exactly clear.
use warnings;                          #There's a man with a gun over there,
use strict; $what =~ tr/n-za-m/a-mn-z/;#Tellin' me I gotta beware.
sleep(5);                              #I think it's time we stop,
print chr(7) . chr(7) . chr(7);        #Hey, what's that sound,
print $what;                           #Everybody look what's going down.

forgive it, it's a little rough... and needs user interpretation :)

John J Reiser
newrisedesigns.com