Thanks Django! I actually saw your post last night (or rather earlier this morning my time) when you posted it. It immediately explained all my /x problems... instead of reading the description, I'd been blithely scanned over it thinking I knew what it meant.

It also made me realise that I shouldn't try and code when I'm dog tired, and went to bed embarassed. Is that an an excuse? Probably.

Now I have read it, I see exactly why it doesn't and couldn't work that way. Thanks.

Ah well. Probably gave more people a good laugh than some of my puns:)