> but your maintenance programmer will hunt you down
> and kill you.

We can do that?!!

I just had this wonderful vision of being a contestant on a game show (maybe Payback or something like that. Most likely a Fox show) chasing down a few programmers who work for a fortune 500 company that shall go nameless. But... then I realized that probably over at XOOM.it there's somebody cursing me in ways I can't even understand, wishing they could do the same thing to me.

Look... if you're out there reading this, I'm really, really sorry. It was my first gig and I didn't know what the hell I was doing but still... you got to admit... there are some kewl things about it. No?

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