(my first attempt at obfu)
#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict;
my($i,$t)=0;
my@a=(0,0);my$s
=qq*?tuboet:gps8*;
my($c,$v)=0;print(pack(
q$c$,(int($c++)&1)?($i-=$_):
($i+=$_)))foreach(qw#106 9 15 8#);
$s=~s%[^a-z]% %g;$s=~y.b-z.a-y.;print$s;
$t=q|j[ a6pAh [j0aBp]h 0j2 a[p
0h1 j]a 54p [h4 j1a [p0 hDj
[a0 p1h [j0 a5p ]h0 jCa]p0h3
j[a 0pDh]j5a2p[ h5j0a]p0 hBj [a0
pDh ]j0 a6p ]h4 jCa [p4 h8j
]a0p7h[0 j2a [p0 h8j ]a0 p6h
[j0a Dp] h6j 8ah |;$ t=~
s/([\[\]])([^\[\]]*)/ @a=($1,$2);$a[0]=~
y.\[\].10.;$a[1]=~s'[\n a-z.]''g;$
a[1]=hex($a[1]);($a[0])?( $v
+=$a[1]):($v-=$a[1])
;print(pack(
q:c:,$v)
)/gem