Whilst others debate the aesthetics of performance--I, being of simpler ilk, believe that two or three strip teases are better than one.
my @variety = ( 0, # because sometimes you lose
sub{s/t//ig},
sub{tr/tT//d},
sub{s/((.*){10})t/$1/i},
);
while (my $spice = int(rand($#variety + 1))) {
$variety[$spice]->(my $life);
}
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May the Source be with you.
You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake; well, this could be it, sweetheart.
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