Oh and here I'd assumed that if someone was going to use SELECT * that they obviously didn't care about the column order. Heck at that point you're delegating your column order to the database engine and it's possible that a new schema would reorder things if not actually alter names. I prefer to just get the column names from the statement handle but that's just personal style.

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printf "You are here %08x\n", unpack "L!", unpack "P4", pack "L!", B::svref_2object(sub{})->OUTSIDE