Re: no coding skills -
The following code runs (with warnings if -w is used):

foreach $time ($I="sleep")
            {my $heart = "aches";}
for(;;){}
            if($i){die($soon);}
@_ = "would", "people", "miss";
@_ = "me", "or", "just", "my";
@_ = "coding", "skills? :)";
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This does not:

don('t'), die(); just('practice')
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hmmm...