One I've gotten a few times:

"We're getting some R&D funding soon. Don't worry, you'll be back on staff in a couple of weeks."

Damn, I'm too young to have gotten laid off so often.

LAI
:eof

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Re: One I've gotten a few times: by signal9 (Pilgrim) on Oct 16, 2002 at 14:13 UTC
I like to give management one back and say, "Development is right on schedule and yes, your project is of the highest priority."	[reply]

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