Re: My favorite lie is...

in reply to My favorite lie is...

Not that I have ever said this (honest!), but-

"You can't get pregnant the first time"

:-)

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Re: Re: My favorite lie is... by Anonymous Monk on Oct 16, 2002 at 03:24 UTC
Don't forget the other lie in that conversation. "This is my first time." Sorry, couldn't resist that one. :)	[reply]
Re: Re: Re: My favorite lie is... by PixelRat (Sexton) on Oct 16, 2002 at 09:03 UTC
"I'm single."	[reply]
Re: Re: Re: My favorite lie is... by mshiltonj (Sexton) on Oct 17, 2002 at 10:50 UTC
Also: "Of course I love you."	[reply]
Re: Re: My favorite lie is... by Anonymous Monk on Oct 16, 2002 at 11:46 UTC
Heh. When they got to that in my sex-ed class there was a distinct feminine, Oh, shit! from the audience. :-)	[reply]
Re: Re: My favorite lie is... by Mr. Muskrat (Canon) on Oct 22, 2002 at 22:16 UTC
My wife just reminded me of another one: You won't get pregnant if you jump up and down afterwards.	[reply]

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