Oh, Bless you, you too good son of a mother-blessing saint!

Matt

P.S. "Religious beliefs" might be overstating the case. Folks get their knickers in a wad over far less -- "subjective sensibilities" is a phrase that springs to mind. Personally I don't mind if someone gets bent out of shape over language I use. It's like someone willingly handing out rocks to the world. I take those rocks, write their name on them, put them in my pocket and save them for later use.

Oooh! A button! bzzzt! Did that hurt? bzzzt! What about that? ...