Dude, your first try isn't lame at all! Its actually pretty good, and the output does justice to the effort one has to apply at getting obfuscated code. I have tried explaining obfuscation (and the beauty of it) to some co-workers, but they just didn't get it, "Why would you obfuscate?" Very fustrating to try and explain.

At any rate, its much better than my first try. I wrote that back in the day when all was fire, and the great reptiles roamed the earth. As a matter of fact, its the first obfuscation post to this site. Not a very good one at that.

#!/home/bbq/bin/perl
# Trust no1!