Obligatory option complaints

What, no "all of the above"? And no "I can quit any time I want to quit!!!"?

I've often wondered why cigarette smokers make a big deal out of nicotine. I quit YEARS ago, before I got out of college, but giving up Perl is like giving up oxygen.

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Re: Obligatory option complaints by tretin (Friar) on Oct 21, 2002 at 12:51 UTC
I am only able to write perl at right angles... once I tried to do so at about a 135º angle and it resulted in serious harm to 12 people standing within a half mile radius... let us never speak of that day again... work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after our work is never over.	[reply]
Re: Re: Obligatory option complaints by earthboundmisfit (Chaplain) on Oct 21, 2002 at 13:34 UTC
Not wishing to dredge up painful memories, but I too had a bad experience with obtuse Perl until I discovered the most efficacious Protractor::90° module. :)	[reply]
Re: Obligatory option complaints by Anonymous Monk on Nov 01, 2002 at 02:44 UTC
Pssst, buddy, wanna buy some Python?	[reply]
Re: Re: Obligatory option complaints by Rudif (Hermit) on Nov 03, 2002 at 17:19 UTC
maybe, if you can throw in a Python2Perl.pl converter rudif	[reply]