I'm a geek. I've always been a geek. I will always be a geek. Occasionally I'll look a bit like a freak, dweeb, nerd, or nitwit, but I am a geek at heart. Sadly, I have not yet figured out whether I'm a computer geek or a guy who bites the head off live chickens. Either might apply, despite the fact that chickens have nothing to fear from me. Really.

"All you need is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."-- Mark Twain