In conclusion and after much consulting, taking the following code:

#$url = substr($test, 0, $_);
#if ($test =~ /$url/ {
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We can easily simplify that to: if(1){ You're welcome.


(Note: of course now the original poster will post some wacky and zany update involving metachars, and i shall look extremely silly and lose much XP. Damn.)