I dont want to use SOAP becuase it adds a whole shed load of code that A)I dont want and B)dont need. This will use up extra resources that I dont want to.

Why do I need to use serveral pm's when I can do the same thing in a few lines of code?

The whole point of my server is to be as fast and stable as possible while also being easy to port to other platforms. For these reasons I only want to use pm's if absolutly nessacery