Hmmm...Your smileys make it clear that you are being humorous. Your descending reputation (-1 at last sighting) makes it clear that some are not amused. As you change your color scheme (per kudra), you might remove the "do something about it" line and make your post a bit more appreciative. We really value vroom's fine work, and this post may seem a bit too...hasty.

Welcome to Perl Monks, initiate DrEAX.

Russ

P.S. I wonder if the devil would listen...?   ;-)