#!/usr/bin/perl -wT # # BullShit Bingo Script Version 1.1 Last Modified 6/17/02 11:20 # --Michael Shirk # Generates a random Bullshit bingo card when called from the # webserver, and prints it in HTML. # ################################################################# use strict; use CGI; my $q = new CGI; my @array = ("Synergy", "Strategic fit", "Core competencies", "Out of +the box", "Bottom line", "Revisit", "Take that off line", "24/7", "O +ut of the loop", "Benchmark", "Value-added", "Proactive", "Win-win", "Think out + side the box", "Fast track", "Result driven", "Empower (ment)", "Knowledge ba +se", "At the end of the day", "Touch base", "Mindset", "Client focus (ed)", "Ballpark", "Gam +e plan", "Leverage", "Top down", "User friendly", "On time", "Within bu +dget", "Forecast", "Optimistic"); sub shuffle { my $array = shift; my $i; for ($i = @$array; --$i; ) { my $j = int rand ($i+1); next if $i == $j; @$array[$i,$j] = @$array[$j,$i]; } for (my $k = 0; $k < $#array; $k++) { print $array[$k]; } } shuffle( \@array ); print "Content-type: text/html"; print "\n"; print "\n"; print "<html>"; print "<body>"; print "<h1 align=\"center\">Bullshit Bingo</h1>"; print "<table width=\"100%\" height=\"400\" border=\"3\" align=\"cente +r\">"; print "<tr>"; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[0]<br><br><br></td>" +; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[1]<br><br><br></td>" +; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[2]<br><br><br></td>" +; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[3]<br><br><br></td>" +; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[4]<br><br><br></td>" +; print "</tr>"; print "<tr>"; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[5]<br><br><br></td>" +; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[6]<br><br><br></td>" +; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[7]<br><br><br></td>" +; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[8]<br><br><br></td>" +; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[9]<br><br><br></td>" +; print "</tr>"; print "<tr>"; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[10]<br><br><br></td> +"; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[11]<br><br><br></td> +"; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[12]<br><br><br></td> +"; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[13]<br><br><br></td> +"; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[14]<br><br><br></td> +"; print "</tr>"; print "<tr>"; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[15]<br><br><br></td> +"; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[16]<br><br><br></td> +"; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[17]<br><br><br></td> +"; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[18]<br><br><br></td> +"; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[19]<br><br><br></td> +"; print "</tr>"; print "<tr>"; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[20]<br><br><br></td> +"; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[21]<br><br><br></td> +"; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[22]<br><br><br></td> +"; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[23]<br><br><br></td> +"; print "<td><br><br><br><p align=\"center\">$array[24]<br><br><br></td> +"; print "</tr>"; print "</table>"; print $q->end_html;
edited: Thu Dec 5 19:02:13 2002 by jeffa - title change
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•Re: Bull$#!^ Bingo
by merlyn (Sage) on Dec 05, 2002 at 16:25 UTC | |
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(jeffa) Re: Bull$#!^ Bingo
by jeffa (Bishop) on Dec 05, 2002 at 18:32 UTC | |
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Re: Bull$#!^ Bingo
by shirkdog_perl (Beadle) on Dec 05, 2002 at 16:43 UTC | |
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Re: Bull$#!^ Bingo (was :By far, the coolest use for perl)
by simon.proctor (Vicar) on Dec 06, 2002 at 20:55 UTC | |
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Re: Bull$#!^ Bingo (was :By far, the coolest use for perl)
by shirkdog_perl (Beadle) on Dec 08, 2002 at 03:51 UTC |