Maybe i'm confused, but I did not respond to your SOPW. I responded to your reply to Abigail's reply to your SOPW. FAQ is perldoc perlfaq.

Furthermore, the FAQ is a simpler way to do this, and if you had read the faq, you should've said so, but that's all besides the point, don't get bent out of shape.

MJD says you can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, retardo! ** The Third rule of perl club is a statement of fact: pod is sexy.