And for those who live in the South (or anywhere where cow tipping and bull**** bingo are pastimes), or who is a fan of Jeff Foxworthy...

my @redneck_gifts = (
    'some parts to a Mustang GT',
    'two huntin\' dogs',
    'three shotgun shells',
    'four big mud tires',
    'five flannel shirts',
    'six cans of Spam',
    'seven packs of Red Man',
    'eight table dancers',
    'nine years probation',
    'ten of Copenhagen',
    'eleven rasslin\' tickets',
    'twelve pack of Bud',
);
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