Thizzis shizzould nizzeed nizzo explizzanation.

No really... it has no purpose, and could probably use a bit of work, but it sure did make me chuckle for a little while at the end of a long day of work.
#!/usr/local/bin/perl -w use strict; print "Tizzext tizzo snizzoopify: "; my $tizzext = <>; my @arrizzay = split / /, $tizzext; foreach (@arrizzay) { snizzoopify($_); } print join " ", @arrizzay; sub snizzoopify { if (($_ eq 'the') || ($_ eq 'are') || ($_ eq 'be')) { return $_; }; $_ =~ s/(\w)([aio])(.*)/$1izz$2$3/; $_ =~ s/ing/in'/g; return $_; }