I don't know what to say. Cool Beans! or...?
Mr. Muskrat gets a childish grin on his face and a gleam in his eye as he says:
Beans, beans the musical fruit; the more you eat, the more...
tye quickly silences the rodent before he can finish the rhyme.

Mr. Muskrat (having come back to his senses) asks:
Do you want to make Perl more like Java? Or were you just at a loss for a name?

Cool idea no matter what!