Whilst that would be ideal, there ain't no reason for him not to keep logs himself (that's what I usually do anyway, at least during development)

BEGIN {
    use CGI::Carp qw[ carpout ];
    carpout(\*LOGGY) if open(LOGGY, '>>'.__FILE__.'.log');
}
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MJD says you can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, retardo! ** The Third rule of perl club is a statement of fact: pod is sexy.