I liked how you phrased these standard responses before. I just had to laugh when I read how you are writing them now: "Maybe this ... would be a good start".

Come on. You are wimping out! People who complain about you have absolutely no life. Don't take them seriously. Most of them are probably still living at home. I like how you put things before. I liked your style. Don't change!

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