Backslash found where operator expected at t line 4, near "]\"
        (Missing operator before \?)
String found where operator expected at t line 4, at end of line
        (Missing semicolon on previous line?)
syntax error at t line 4, near "print "["
  (Might be a runaway multi-line "" string starting on line 2)
Can't find string terminator '"' anywhere before EOF at t line 4.
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That's not even with warnings and strictures. Not to mention next doesn't work in map blocks.

Makeshifts last the longest.