When oakbox opened javajunkies, a whole bunch of people asked "Why isn't JJ written in Java, why Perl?" and the reason is simple

( TIME AND MONEY ) x 10

You are completely welcomed to develop a perlmonks clone implemented using Slash, and if it's decent enough, i'm sure the gods wouldn't mind considering running it instead of Everything.

MJD says you can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, retardo! ** The Third rule of perl club is a statement of fact: pod is sexy.