After reading the debate on the merits of using hammers versus screwdrivers to screw two pieces of wood together, I couldn't help wondering why most of us use (and advise others to use) a "Swiss Army Chainsaw" to do it. :)

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"Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work." -- (Author Unknown)