Why nobody came out write up three pieces of code, one in Perl, one on c, one in Java and show him how wrong he is? Why? I couldn't, as I don't know Java.

I know all three well. So why didn't I post examples? Because I don't care the slightest bit if ignorant trolls want to flame eachother, they're not worth my time. Try asking nicely for comparisons and I might help you out.

Oh, and maybe, just maybe, Perl isn't always best.