Q: what does it mean when the drummer is drooling out both sides of his mouth?
A: the stage is level.

i have a drummer friend who collects drummer jokes. that's about the only one i can remember.

myself, i play the phallic symbol guitar. i have a nice black ibanez iceman that i run through a DOD effects pedal and into my computer. i have several large amps in my parents' garage but for my tiny manhattan apartment, i just play it through the stereo so my neighbors don't kill me.

anders pearson