Why is everyone giving me a negative reputation, on this
write up? This question or write up is all about Perl not
JavaScript. This one function that i wrote in JS is the only
function in my script that contains JS.

Let me re-phrase the question.

I have a function in JS within my Perl script that doesn't
work. Is there a way that i can do this in Perl?

Can someone reply back and tell me why i got no response,
and instead i got some negative reputations.
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