• satin -- so smoooth ;)
• silk -- so smoooth ;)
• slick -- so slick ;)
• ssp -- super smoooth perl
• sapl -- super all purpose language
• sap -- super a'ight perl
• sapp -- super all purpose perl
• nbl -- not by larry
• dbp -- designed by the people
• pard -- parrot droppings
• oyp -- obviously your perl (designed by the community)
• pbc -- perl by the community
• pbytpf -- perl by the perl folk
• pfp -- pretty fast perl
• php -- pretty horny perl
• pwh -- perl with horns
• sixp -- sick
• perlish -- kinda like perl

 

______crazyinsomniac_____________________________ Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. perl -e "$q=$_;map({chr unpack qq;H*;,$_}split(q;;,q*H*));print;$q/$q;"